Randy Lay There Like A Slug. It

The Bumpuses Were So Low Down On The Evolutionary Totem Pole That They Weren't Even Included In Darwin's Famous Family Tree. They Had Inbred And Ingrown And Finally Emerged From The Kentucky Hills Like Some Remnant Of Attila The Hung's Barbarian Horde. Flick Said That They Had Webbed Feet And Only Three Toes. It Might Have Been True.

In God We Trust; All Others Pay Cash.

Some Men Are Baptists, Others Catholics; My Father Was An Oldsmobile Man.

A Man Today Never Feels So Alive As When He Is Hurtling From One Point To Another On The Azimuth.

Being A White Sox Fan Meant Measuring Victory In Terms Of Defeat. A 6-5 Defeat Was A Good Day. A Big Rally Was Wally Moses Doubling Down The Right- Field Line.