In God We Trust; All Others Pay

The Bumpuses Were So Low Down On The Evolutionary Totem Pole That They Weren't Even Included In Darwin's Famous Family Tree. They Had Inbred And Ingrown And Finally Emerged From The Kentucky Hills Like Some Remnant Of Attila The Hung's Barbarian Horde. Flick Said That They Had Webbed Feet And Only Three Toes. It Might Have Been True.

The Truth Will Always Have A Market.

There Are Fewer Things More Thrilling In Life Than Lumpy Letters. That Rattle.

A Man Today Never Feels So Alive As When He Is Hurtling From One Point To Another On The Azimuth.

I Had Woven A Tapestry Of Obscenity That As Far As I Know Is Still Hanging In Space Over Lake Michigan.