Progress Is Made Where Progress Is Measured.

On One Of My Birthdays I Did 1,000 Chin-ups And 1,000 Push-ups. For My 70th Birthday I Towed 70 Boats With 70 People In It, My Feet And Hands Tied-my Hands Were In Handcuffs, My Feet Were Tied Together-and I Towed These Boats A Mile-and-a-half In Long Beach Harbor. For My 93rd Birthday I'm Going To Tow My Wife Across The Bathtub.

You've Got To Appeal To The Pride In People. When A Woman Is Flabby And Soft, She's Unattractive. When You Married A Beautiful Girl And All Of A Sudden You Start Seeing Her Tits Down And Her Breath Stinks And She's Not Clean Anymore And Has No Pride In Herself, You Can't Love Her. You May Bullshit Yourself, But You Can't. Energy Makes People Beautiful. That's What Charisma Is.

Probably Millions Of Americans Got Up This Morning With A Cup Of Coffee, A Cigarette And A Donut. No Wonder They Are Sick And Fouled Up.

I Was The Worst, Most Sickly Kid Of All - 30 Pounds Underweight. The Girls Used To Beat Me Up. Actually I Was A Mean Kid, Early On Because I Had No Self-esteem.

If It Tastes Good, Spit It Out!