Problems Are Inevitable. Misery Is A Choice.

The Poor Wish To Be Rich, The Rich Wish To Be Happy, The Single Wish To Be Married, And The Married Wish To Be Dead.

If Criticism Is Needed, Do It Tactfully. Don't Use A Sledgehammer When A Fly Swatter Will Do The Job.

What The Majority Of American Children Needs Is To Stop Being Pampered, Stop Being Indulged, Stop Being Chauffeured, Stop Being Catered To. In The Final Analysis, It Is Not What You Do For You Children But What You Have Taught Them To Do For Themselves That Will Make Them Successful Human Beings.

A Happy Marriage Has The Tranquility Of A Lovely Sunset.

Women Who Are Devoted To Causes, Such As Overpopulation And The Underprivileged [sic], Are Much Less Interested In Fashion Than, Let's Say, Those Who Lunch At La Grenouille And Le Cirque.