Marriage Is Not A Reform School.

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Marriage Is Not A Reform School.

Women's Magazines Continue To Print 'helpful' Articles On How To Hang On To Your Husband While Thousands Of Wives Write To Me And Complain That 'hanging Is Too Good For 'em.