Nobody Ever Drowned In His Own Sweat.

One Trouble With Trouble Is That It Usually Starts Out Like Fun.

A Successful Marriage Is Not A Gift; It Is An Achievement.

Some Things Get Better With Age, But After A Certain Point, The Mind Isn't Among Them.

If Criticism Is Needed, Do It Tactfully. Don't Use A Sledgehammer When A Fly Swatter Will Do The Job.

Rose-colored Glasses Are Never Made In Bifocals. Nobody Wants To Read The Small Print In Dreams.