One Trouble With Trouble Is That It

Maturity Is The Art Of Living In Peace With That Which Cannot Be Changed, The Courage To Change That Which Should Be Changed, No Matter What It Takes, And The Wisdom To Know The Difference.

There Could Be No Honor In A Sure Success, But Much Might Be Wrested From A Sure Defeat.

A Cigarette Is A Roll Of Paper, Tobacco, And Drugs, With A Small Fire On One End And A Large Fool At The Other. Some Of Its Chief Benefits Are Cancer Of The Lips And Stomach, Softening Of The Brain, Funeral Procesions, And Families Shrouded In Gloom And Grief. Although A Great Many People Know This, They Still Smoke In Order To Appear Sophisticated.

Bragging May Not Bring Happiness, But No Man Having Caught A Large Fish Goes Home Through An Alley.

More Divorces Start In The Bedroom Than In Any Other Room In The House.