Assume Nothing. Inside Every Dumb Blond There

If At First You Do Succeed, Try Something Harder.

At Every Party There Are Two Kinds Of People - Those Who Want To Go Home And Those Who Don't. The Trouble Is, They Are Usually Married To Each Other.

The Naked Truth Is Always Better Than The Best-dressed Lie.

Nobody Says You Must Laugh, But A Sense Of Humor Can Help You Overlook The Unattractive, Tolerate The Unpleasant, Cope With The Unexpected, And Smile Through The Day.

Maturity Is The Ability To Harness Your Abilities And Your Energies And Do More Than Is Expected. The Mature Person Refuses To Settle For Mediocrity. He/she Would Rather Aim High And Miss The Mark Than Low-and Make It.