A Successful Marriage Is Not A Gift;

Women's Magazines Continue To Print 'helpful' Articles On How To Hang On To Your Husband While Thousands Of Wives Write To Me And Complain That 'hanging Is Too Good For 'em.

Know When To Tune Out, If You Listen To Too Much Advice You May Wind Up Making Other Peoples Mistakes.

Experience, They Say, Is The Best Teacher, But We Get The Grade First And The Lesson Later.

The Trouble With Talking Too Fast Is You May Say Something You Haven't Thought Of Yet.

Bragging Is Not An Attractive Trait, But Let's Be Honest. A Man Who Catches A Big Fish Doesn't Go Home Through An Alley.