All Marriages Are Happy, It's Living Together

Blessed Are They Who Hold Lively Conversations With The Helplessly Mute, For They Shall Be Called Dentists.

I Advise Keeping Four Feet On The Floor And All Hands On Deck.

Experience, They Say, Is The Best Teacher, But We Get The Grade First And The Lesson Later.

Many Peo­ple Know The Price Of Every­thing And The Value Of Noth­ing

People Have One Year After The Wedding To Send A Gift. Thank-you Notes Must Be Written Immediately. If You Don't Receive An Acknowledgment Within Three Months, Phone And Ask If It Was Received. If The Bride And Groom Are Embarrassed, Fine. They Deserve To Be.