Probably The Worst Time In A Person's

I Was Walking Down The Street The Other Day And These Construction Workers Were Working On The Roof Hammering Away. One Of Them Told Me I Was A Paranoid Lunatic... In Morse Code.

People Always Ask Me, 'where Were You When Kennedy Was Shot?' Well, I Don't Have An Alibi.

I Never Cheated On My Wife. I Took Seriously Those Vows Of Celibacy.

I Used To Get Drunk Every Night Until I Puked. Finally I Admitted, "i Am A Bulemic".

I Once Had A Large Gay Following, But I Ducked Into An Alleyway And Lost Him.