Ambiguity Is The Devil's Volleyball.

Sometimes My Mother Goes Through My Socks And Underwear. I Wouldn't Mind, But It Tickles So Much!

I Used To Think That The Brain Was The Most Wonderful Organ In My Body. Then I Realized Who Was Telling Me This.

So I'm At The Wailing Wall, Standing There Like A Moron, With My Harpoon.

You Know What I Hate The Most? People That Imitate Owls.

Lord Please Break The Laws Of The Universe For My Convenience. Amen.