I Used To Think That The Brain

Even The Worst Comic Is At Least Somewhat Entertaining, If Only In A Pathological Way, For Five Minutes.

There's A Joke In Everything, The Trick Is Finding It. The Best Compliment A Joke Can Get Is What Huxley Said About Darwin's Theory Of Evolution - 'why Didn't I Think Of That?'

I Think Of My Body As A Temple. Or At Least A Relatively Well-managed Presbyterian Youth Center.

The Battle Of The Sexes Will Never Be Won As Long As We Keep Sleeping With The Enemy.

When Deciding Between Two Competing Theories, Always Go With The One That Doesn't Involve A Magic Spell.