Probably The Best Thing That Happened To

... I Want The World To Know That People Like Me Who Have Returned From The Half-world Of Mental Oblivion Are Not Forever Contaminated. We Have Been Sick.

I'm The Gooney Bird That Walked To The Bank. I'm Doing Better Than Most Of Those Guys Who Said I Was Crazy.

Nutrition Makes Me Puke.

I Feel Great. I Had A Triple Bypass In 1976 And A Quadruple Bypass In 1984.

Spread The Diaper In The Position Of The Diamond With You At Bat. Then Fold Second Base Down To Home And Set The Baby On The Pitcher's Mound. Put First Base And Third Together, Bring Up Home Plate And Pin The Three Together. Of Course, In Case Of Rain, You Gotta Call The Game And Start All Over Again.