I Didn't Get Hurt In The Contest.

If Kona Were To Get A New Logo, It Would Have To Be A Original Character, Not Some Well Know One.

Nutrition Makes Me Puke.

I Asked My Doctor How Many More Years I Have Left And He Said, 'you're Too Ornery To Die.

I Feel Great. I Had A Triple Bypass In 1976 And A Quadruple Bypass In 1984.

Probably The Best Thing That Happened To Me Was Going Nuts. Nobody Knew Who I Was Until That Happened.