President Obama Was In India Yesterday Visiting

A Christmas Tree--the Perfect Gift For A Guy. The Plant Is Already Dead.

As You Know, Today Was Don't Take Your Illegal Immigrant To Work Day Here In Los Angeles. No, All Across The Nation They Had A Day Without Immigrants, Is What They Call It. Or, As Native Americans Call It, The Good Ol' Days.

Mcdonald's Announced That It's Considering A More Humane Way Of Slaughtering Its Animals. You Know They Fatten Them Up And Then Kill Them. You Know The Same Thing They Do To Their Customers, Isn't It?

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9% Would Give Up Sex For The Remote Control. 91% Has Already Given Up Sex For The Remote Control!