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There Was Another War-related Casualty Today. The French Were Injured When They Tried To Jump On Our Bandwagon.

Jesse Jackson Was Involved In A Three-car Crash This Weekend. I Understand That No One Was Hurt, But I Understand That Two Of The Women In The Other Cars Are Now Pregnant.

There Is A New Book Out About Hillary Clinton That Claims Bill Is Still Having Affairs But Hillary Continues To Look The Other Way. The Only Problem Is When Hillary Does Look The Other Way Bill's Having Sex With A Women Over There Too.

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There Is A Video Out Now On How To Please Men. Here's Tip Number 1: Just Show Up!