Pound Notes Are The Best Religion In

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

In A Society Which Really Supported Marriage The Wife Would Be Encouraged To Go To The Office And Make Love To Her Husband On The Company's Time And With Its Blessing.

I Was Court-martialled In My Absence, And Sentenced To Death In My Absence, So I Said They Could Shoot Me In My Absence.

If It Was Raining Soup, The Irish Would Go Out With Forks.

He Was Born An Englishman And Remained One For Years.