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Every Cripple Has His Own Way Of Walking.

There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

There Is No Human Situation So Miserable That It Cannot Be Made Worse By The Presence Of A Policeman.

Ninety-seven Saint Days A Year Wouldn't Affect The Theater, But Two Yom Kippurs Would Ruin It.