I Only Take A Drink On Two

There Is No Human Situation So Miserable That It Cannot Be Made Worse By The Presence Of A Policeman.

If It Was Raining Soup, The Irish Would Go Out With Forks.

To Get Enough To Eat Was Regarded As An Achievement. To Get Drunk Was A Victory.

Ninety-seven Saint Days A Year Wouldn't Affect The Theater, But Two Yom Kippurs Would Ruin It.

Prostitutes, More Than Any Other Profession, Help Keep American Marriages Together.