No Man Can Discover His Own Talents.

There Is No Such Thing As Bad Publicity Except Your Own Obituary.

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.

If You Accept Your Limitations You Go Beyond Them.