Pop Music I Have Always Loved Best.

Love Is 2 Minutes And 52 Seconds Of Squelching Noises.

I Applaud The Effort It Takes To Put A Record Together.

Books Are Like My One And Only Joy.

The Only Good Political Movement I've Seen Lately Was Occupy Wall Street. They Had No Leaders, Which Was Genius. But Unfortunately It Always Ends Up With Some Hippy Playing A Flute.

It's Nice To Be Irritated. It's A Very Joyous Thing.