Pop Music I Have Always Loved Best.

I've Done No Harm To No One. In Fact, I Think I've Improved The World.

If My Leg Falls Off, I'll Get A Prosthetic. There'd Be No Deep Sadness About. I'd Just Get On With It! It's Called Life, And I Love Life. You Have To Be Positive, And You Have To Crack On No Matter What.

Some Of Us Are Born Big-minded With Small Penises. Others Have Big Penises And Small-minded.

If You Have Something To Say Then You Want Someone To Pay Attention Or At Least To Have The Opportunity For Them To Tell You To Shut Up And Go Away.

I Have The Integrity Of A Teenager And That's Never Going To Be Stolen From Me. I'm The Original Virgin.