Only The Fakes Survive.

Isn't It Odd I've Made Some Friends In The Republican Party, But That's In Spite Of The Fact That I Cannot Agree With Not Any One Single Thing They Stand For. That's The Irony In The Joy Of Being A Human Being In That We Don't Resent Each Other For Our Different Thought Processes, But Anything That Offers The Attitude To Me Of "i'm Going To Stop You Because That Offends My Religion", Then I'm Going To Stop Them. So I Have One More Note Against That Ideology, And The Idea Of A Real Estate Agent Running The Universe Is Just Not Acceptable.

I Love Stephen Colbert And Jon Stewart Because They're Bringing Irony Back Into American Humor, Which Is A Delicious Treat. The Entire Colbert Persona Of Being Extreme Right-wing When He's Not At All Is Highly Amusing. He Does It So Well, But Sometimes A Little Too Well. My Wife Is Convinced He's Completely That Way.

It's Nice To Be A Part Of History But People Should Get It Right. I May Not Be Perfect, But I'm Bloody Close.

I Think National Pride Leads To Nothing But Wars And Hate.

I Never Thought Of Green Day As A Punk Band. Just Bubblegum, Really.