Only The Fakes Survive.

I Have One Major Problem With The Internet: It's Full Of Liars.

There's Nothing Glorious In Dying. Anyone Can Do It.

I Like Lime-flavoured Yoghurt. The End. There Is No Religion. It’s A Man-made Fabrication. Once You Understand That, You’ll Be A Happier Individual. Atheism Is As Pointless As Satanism.

I Love Stephen Colbert And Jon Stewart Because They're Bringing Irony Back Into American Humor, Which Is A Delicious Treat. The Entire Colbert Persona Of Being Extreme Right-wing When He's Not At All Is Highly Amusing. He Does It So Well, But Sometimes A Little Too Well. My Wife Is Convinced He's Completely That Way.

Don't Accept The Old Order. Get Rid Of It.