Playing Baseball For A Living Is Like

Whoever Said "it's Not Whether You Win Or Lose But How You Play The Game" Is Full Of It! Winning Makes All The Difference In The World. Winning Is Fun. Losing Is Not. Losing Sucks.

If I Had Been Busted For Drugs Instead Of Gambling, I'd Still Be Managing The Reds And Baseball Would Be Paying For My Rehab.

I Was Born On The Day Lincoln Was Shot And The Titanic Sank.

When People Ask Me, "who Was The Toughest Pitcher You Ever Faced?", I Have To Say That There Has Never Been A Pitcher Who Over-impressed Me. That's Not Meant To Be A Bragging Statement. It's Just That I Get Up For Good Pitchers.

A Hitter's Impatience Is The Pitcher's Biggest Advantage.