Playing Baseball For A Living Is Like

I Should Have Shut Up When I Went Up There And Talked To Carlton Fisk.

The Only Book I Ever Read Cover To Cover Was The Pete Rose Story. I Read Half Of The Lou Gehrig Story And Then Made A Book Report On It For Four Straight Years.

I'm Not Bad (his Speed). I'm No Joe Morgan, But I'm Pretty Good For A White Guy.

Hitting. That's What I Enjoy Most. Realistically, It's Probably The Hardest Thing To Do In All Of Sport. Think About It. You've Got A Round Ball, A Round Bat, And The Object Is To Hit It Square.

Am I Still In Uniform? Then I Ain't Retired.