Playing Baseball For A Living Is Like

Some Players You Pat Their Butts, Some Players You Kick Their Butts, Some Players You Leave Alone.

Once You Accept Defeat, It Becomes Ease To Lose. If Defeat Comes, Face It And Take It, But Don't Accept It.

If You Have Someone Equal In Ability To Me I Will Beat Him Every Time Because I Will Try Harder.

I Don't Smoke. Smoking Will Hurt You When You Try To Run Out A Triple.

I've Never Looked Forward To A Birthday Like I'm Looking Forward To My New Daughter's Birthday, Because Two Days After That Is When I Can Apply For Reinstatement.