Platitude: All That Is Mortal Of A

Philanthropist, N.: A Rich (and Usually Bald) Old Gentleman Who Has Trained Himself To Grin While His Conscience Is Picking His Pocket.

Prospect, N. An Outlook, Usually Forbidding. An Expectation, Usually Forbidden.

Diplomacy, N.: The Patriotic Art Of Lying For One's Country.

Review, V.t. To Set Your Wisdom (holding Not A Doubt Of It./ Although In Truth There's Neither Bone Nor Skin To It)/ At Work Upon A Book, And So Read Out Of It/ The Qualities That You Have First Read Into It.

Kiss. N. A Word Invented By The Poets As A Rhyme For "bliss".