Diplomacy, N.: The Patriotic Art Of Lying

Truth - An Ingenious Compound Of Desirability And Appearance.

Reason, V.i. To Weight Probabilities In The Scales Of Desire.

Novel, N. A Short Story Padded.

There Was Never A Genius Who Was Not Thought A Fool Until He Disclosed Himself; Whereas He Is A Fool Then Only.

Appetite, N. An Instinct Thoughtfully Implanted By Providence As A Solution To The Labor Question.