Magpie, N.: A Bird Whose Theivish Disposition

The Clarinet Is A Musical Instrument The Only Thing Worse Than Which Is Two.

Truce, N. Friendship.

Gnu, N. An Animal Of South Africa, Which In Its Domesticated State Resembles A Horse, A Buffalo And A Stag. In Its Wild Condition It Is Something Like A Thunderbolt, An Earthquake And A Cyclone.

Magic: (n) The Art Of Converting Superstition Into Coin.

Talk, V.t. To Commit An Indiscretion Without Temptation, From An Impulse Without Purpose.