Philanthropist, N.: A Rich (and Usually Bald)

The Most Affectionate Creature In The World Is A Wet Dog.

Expostulation, N. One Of The Many Methods By Which Fools Prefer To Lose Their Friends.

Quotient, N. A Number Showing How Many Times A Sum Of Money Belonging To One Person Is Contained In The Pocket Of Another - Usually About As Many Times As It Can Be Got There.

Executive, N. An Officer Of The Government, Whose Duty It Is To Enforce The Wishes Of The Legislative Power Until Such Time As The Judicial Department Shall Be Pleased To Pronounce Them Invalid And Of No Effect.

Success Is The One Unpardonable Sin Against Our Fellows.