Pigs Are Smarter Than Dogs, And Both

For A Single Woman, Preparing For Company Means Wiping The Lipstick Off The Milk Carton.

My Brother Is Gay And My Parents Don't Care, As Long As He Marries A Doctor.

You Never See A Man Walking Down The Street With A Woman Who Has A Little Potbelly And A Bald Spot.

Comedy Is A Blood Sport. It Flays The Truth And Spurts Twisted Logic. In America, People Become Comics Because We Don't Have Bullfighting.

Now That The Court Has Declared Money To Be Speech, I Say We Replace The Current Court With Some Ben Franklins, Thomas Jeffersons, George Washingtons, A Couple Of Susan B. Anthony's, Roosevelts, Hamiltons, A Sacajawea Or Two, And An Abe Lincoln To Cover Scalia In Full.