Every Time We Help An Animal, We

Pigs Are Smarter Than Dogs, And Both Are Smarter Than Congress.

When The Sun Comes Up, I Have Morals Again.

While Editors And Newspaper Owners Currently Fret Over Shrinking Readership And Lost Profits, They Do The One Thing That Insures Cutting Their Own Throats; They Keep Reducing Space For The One Feature That Attracts New Young Readers In The First Place; The Comic Strips.

For A Single Woman, Preparing For Company Means Wiping The Lipstick Off The Milk Carton.

I Personally Cannot Tell You How Many Times We Rescuers Put Our Names On Animals To Come To Us As Soon As They Are Eligible For Release, Only To Find They Have Been Senselessly Killed By Overzealous Pound Workers.