Perhaps I Have A Wider Range Than

The Only Change I Can Really See Is That I Don't Have To Shop For Pants In Stores Anymore.

Most Practical Jokes, I'll Feel Too Bad For The Other Person So I'll Stop Just Before The Punchline.

It Began To Dawn On Me That Perhaps My Country Needed Me More At Home Than Overseas.

Golf And Dating Don't Mix.

I Gave A Funny Speech At My Wife's Birthday Party, And I'm Thinking, 'hey, I've Still Got It.'