Let's Not Forget, I Got Divorced.

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Do Not Degrade Me In The Military Uniform I Wear For It Represents The Love I Have For My Country, And The Sacrifices Myself And Millions Of Other American Soldiers Make Everyday To Protect The Freedom We Enjoy By Living In The United States Of America.

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