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Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.

I Think We're All Good And Bad, But Good's Not Funny. Bad Is Funny. Suppress The Good And Let The Bad Out, And Then You Can Be Funny.

I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The Toupee People.

My Defensiveness In Life Really Helps Me As A Driver.

Women Love A Self-confident Bald Man.