Women Love A Self-confident Bald Man.

I Tell People That I've Now Done One Decent Thing In My Life. Albeit Inadvertently.

I Think We're All Good And Bad, But Good's Not Funny. Bad Is Funny. Suppress The Good And Let The Bad Out, And Then You Can Be Funny.

I Need To Be On Drugs To Connect With Nature.

I'm A Jerk, That's Who I Am. I'm Like Everybody Else.

I Don't Like People Cleaning My Room.