Perhaps, After All, There Is Something In

I Don't Know Very Much But What I Do Know I Know Better Than Anybody, And I Don't Want To Argue About It…my Mind Is Not A Bed To Be Made And Re-made.

New Year's Resolution: To Refrain From Saying Witty, Unkind Things, Unless They Are Really Witty And Irreparably Damaging.

The Englishman Can Get Along With Sex Quite Perfectly So Long As He Can Pretend That It Isn't Sex But Something Else.

Theatre Director: A Person Engaged By The Management To Conceal The Fact That The Players Cannot Act.

To Force Myself To Earn More Money, I Determined To Spend More.