Perhaps, After All, There Is Something In

The Maddest Phenomenon In This Wholly Mad World – That The Filming Or Wirelessing Of An Event, Whether It Is The Grand National Or An Attack In Force On The Maginot Line, Is Held To Be Of More Importance Than The Event Itself.

I Don't Know Very Much But What I Do Know I Know Better Than Anybody, And I Don't Want To Argue About It…my Mind Is Not A Bed To Be Made And Re-made.

New Year's Resolution: To Refrain From Saying Witty, Unkind Things, Unless They Are Really Witty And Irreparably Damaging.

Long Experience Has Taught Me That In England Nobody Goes To The Theatre Unless He Or She Has Bronchitis.

Theatre Director: A Person Engaged By The Management To Conceal The Fact That The Players Cannot Act.