People With Tourettes.....what Makes Them Tick?

My Favourite Road Sign Is 'falling Rocks'. What Exactly Am I Supposed To Do With That Information? They May As Well Have A Sign Saying "random Accidents Ahead", "life's A Lottery, Be Lucky."

I, Of Course, Don't Have An Accent. This Is Just How Things Sound When They Are Pronounced Properly.

Women Were Quite Terrifying Until I Was Older. I Think That's Partly Down To Confidence.

Remember To Never Answer A Phone During Sex, Even If You Hilariously Answer With 'i Can't Talk Now, I'm Going Into A Tunnel'.

The Tragedy For Comedians Is There's Nothing More They Want Than To Be Liked. We Desperately Seek Approval. It's Almost Like A Personality Disorder You Can Do As A Job.