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A Lady With A Clipboard Stopped Me In The Street The Other Day. She Said, 'can You Spare A Few Minutes For Cancer Research?' I Said, 'all Right, But We Won't Get Much Done.'

My Mum Told Me The Best Time To Ask My Dad For Anything Was During Sex. Not The Best Advice I'd Ever Been Given. I Burst In Through The Bedroom Door Saying "can I Have A New Bike?". He Was Very Upset. His Secretary Was Surprisingly Nice About It. I Got The Bike.

Let's Face It, The Gene Pool Needs A Little Chlorine.

Women Were Quite Terrifying Until I Was Older. I Think That's Partly Down To Confidence.

I Do Realise That When I Laugh, It Sounds Like A Seal Is Being Molested.