Let's Face It, The Gene Pool Needs

When You Eat A Lot Of Spicy Food, You Can Lose Your Taste. When I Was In India Last Summer, I Was Listening To A Lot Of Michael Bolton.

Recently My Girlfriend Asked Me If I Was Having Sex Behind Her Back And I Replied, "yes, Who Did You Think It Was?"

I Am Trying To Release Endorphins Here. I Am Not Preaching To You - I Am Trying To Make You Laugh.

I Pay What I Have To And Not A Penny More.

I, Of Course, Don't Have An Accent. This Is Just How Things Sound When They Are Pronounced Properly.