I Am Trying To Release Endorphins Here.

When Someone Close To You Dies, Move Seats.

The First Few Weeks Of Joining Weight Watchers, You're Just Finding Your Feet.

The Tragedy For Comedians Is There's Nothing More They Want Than To Be Liked. We Desperately Seek Approval. It's Almost Like A Personality Disorder You Can Do As A Job.

If I'm At Home For The Weekend - And That Is Almost Never - I Tend To Get Twitchy At About Eight O'clock In The Evening Because My Body Clock Is Timed To Go On Stage. I Don't Know What To Do With Myself.

I Don't Think Young People Should Have Bottoms, They're Too Young For That Sort Of Thing.