People Who Fly Into A Rage Always

I Never Took A Human Life, I Only Sold The Fellow The Gun To Take It With.

Senators Are A Never-ending Source Of Amusement, Amazement, And Discouragement.

Never Miss A Chance To Shut Up

A Comedian Can Only Last Till He Either Takes Himself Serious Or His Audience Takes Him Serious.

A Republican Moves Slowly. They Are What We Call Conservatives. A Conservative Is A Man Who Has Plenty Of Money And Doesn't See Any Reason Why He Shouldn't Always Have Plenty Of Money. A Democrat Is A Fellow Who Never Had Any, But Doesn't See Any Reason Why He Shouldn't Have Some.