People Who Fly Into A Rage Always

They Call It The Latin Quarter Because Nobody There Is Latin And Nobody Has A Quarter.

Real Estate Is The Best Investment In The World Because It Is The Only Thing They're Not Making Any More.

Farmers, Get Out Your Sense Of Humor. Congress Meets To Relieve You Again Next Week.

A Stranger Is Just A Friend I Haven't Met Yet.

If You Are Trying To Get Out Of The Hole, Stop Digging.