Don't Invite Me If You Don't Want

A Politician Is Just Like A Pickpocket; It's Almost Impossible To Get Him To Reform.

Our Constitution Protects Aliens, Drunks And U.s. Senators.

With Congress, Every Time They Make A Joke It's A Law, And Every Time They Make A Law It's A Joke.

Everybody Is Ignorant, Only On Different Subjects.

Coolidge Is A Better Example Of Evolution Than Either Bryan Or Darrow, For He Knows When Not To Talk, Which Is The Biggest Asset The Monkey Possesses Over The Human.