People Give Me Such A Hard Time

I've Always Said, I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men... I Don't Drink Coffee.

Asking Who's The 'man' And Who's The 'woman' In A Same-sex Relationship Is Like Asking Which Chopstick Is The Fork.

I'm On The Patch Right Now. Where It Releases Small Dosages Of Approval Until I No Longer Crave It, And Then I'm Gonna Rip It Off.

For Some Reason, We Can't Just Enjoy Somebody Else's Success. Somehow, That's Going To Affect Us. If They Have More, Then I Have Less - And I Don't Know Why.

If We Lose Our Phones, We Lose Our Phone Books. You Don't Memorize Numbers Anymore.