People Are So Different In Reality From

I've No Interest In Fashion, Shoes, Handbags, Or Sweaty Shopping.

I Look Like Julian Clary On Steroids.

I Find It Difficult To Judge Myself, But People Say That I Have Become A Bit More Socially Acceptable Over The Years In Terms Of My Material; Which Apparently At The Beginning - Though I Never Really Intended It To Be - Was Man Hating And Now Is Just A Bit More Cuddly.

My Doctor Told Me I Should Get Out Of Breath Three Times A Week, So I Took Up Smoking.

I Was Always Being Called Upon To Be An Honorary Boy Alongside My Brothers. I Don't Think I'd Be A Comic Now If It Hadn't Been For That.