Parrots Have Gone A Bit Quiet Since

Everywhere We Walked We Got Plenty Of Attention Due To The Camera And Sound Men. The Locals Love To Get On Camera. [...] I'd Seen Footage Of Gandhi Surrounded Like This And Always Thought It Was Because He Was Very Popular, But Now I Wonder If It Was Just Because He Had A Camera Crew With Him.

I Know Who I Am. Bloody Hell, I'm Getting Enough Bills For Karl Pilkington So I Hope I Am Him, 'cos If I'm Not, I Have No Idea Who I'm Paying For

It's Not Easy Keeping A Diary. You Have To Be Pretty Committed.

It's Weird How Me And That Insect Are Miles Apart In Terms Of Lifestyle, Yet We Both Like A Biscuit.

I Saw A Bee Have A Heart Attack.