Out Of What... A Thousand?

It Was So Cold Today That I Saw A Dog Chasing A Cat, And The Dog Was Walking.

Pitching Is 80% Of The Game And The Other Half Is Hitting And Fielding.

The First Thing You Do When You Get Out To Center Field Is Put Up Your Finger And Check The Wind Chill Factor.

These Guys Are So Old They're Eligible For Meals On Wheels.

I Was Brought Up In Florida, So There Isn't Much Difference Between Playing There And Playing Here. The Climax Are About The Same.