I Might Have To Commute. You Know,

I Don't Get Upset Over Things I Can Control, Because If I Can Control Them There's No Sense In Getting Upset. And I Don't Get Upset Over Things I Can't Control, Because If I Can't Control Them There's No Sense In Getting Upset.

Ain't No Sense Worrying About The Things You Got Control Over 'cause If You Got Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worrying. Ain't No Sense Worrying About The Things You Got No Control Over 'cause If You Got No Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worrying.

These Guys Are So Old They're Eligible For Meals On Wheels.

Your First Name's White, Your Second Is Hispanic, And Your Third Belongs To A Black. No Wonder You Don't Know Who You Are.

My Goals Are To Hit .300, Score 100 Runs, And Stay Injury-prone.