These Guys Are So Old They're Eligible

Ain't No Sense Worrying About The Things You Got Control Over 'cause If You Got Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worrying. Ain't No Sense Worrying About The Things You Got No Control Over 'cause If You Got No Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worrying.

The First Thing You Do When You Get Out To Center Field Is Put Up Your Finger And Check The Wind Chill Factor.

Your First Name's White, Your Second Is Hispanic, And Your Third Belongs To A Black. No Wonder You Don't Know Who You Are.

It Was So Cold Today That I Saw A Dog Chasing A Cat, And The Dog Was Walking.

You'd Better Stop Readin' And Writin' And Start Hittin' !