Wake Me Up When I'm A Size

I'm More Financially Successful, But It Just Means The Shopping Blunders I Make Are Bigger Now.

Small Wastebasket Liners, $1.17 ... Tall Wastebasket Liners, $2.29 ... Garbage Can Liners, $3.98 ... I Think I Just Spent $7.44 Buying Something I'm Going To Throw Away.

I've Found It's Better To Talk To The Machine And Hang Up If I Get The Person.

My Mother Had Always Taught Me To Write About My Feelings Instead Of Sharing Really Personal Things With Others, So I Spent Many Evenings Writing In My Diary, Eating Everything In The Kitchen And Waiting For Mr. Wrong To Call.

There Are Self-awareness Groups, To Help You Discover Who You Really Are ... Encounter Groups, To Help You Deal With Who You Really Are ... Assertiveness Training Groups To Help You Stand Up For Who You Really Are ... Suddenly, The Only Way To Become An Individual Is To Join A Group.