I Can't Tell My Conscience From My

When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.

What Happened To The Good Old Days Of "woman As Passive Recipient?" What Happened To Being Courted? What Happened To Sitting Back Under A Parasol And Granting Someone A Chance To Try To Win Us Over?

I've Found It's Better To Talk To The Machine And Hang Up If I Get The Person.

Breaking Up: It's So Easy To Return Their Possessions, But So Hard To Get Our Brain Cells Back.

Cartooning Is A Wonderful Career, And I'd Like More Women To Get To Have It. I Can't Think Of Any Reason Why We Won't See More Syndicated Female Cartoonists In The Future.