My Heart Always Belongs To The One

The Biggest Change In My Life Is That I Now Have To Apologize For Being Thin.

I'm Married, Which Means That Instead Of Occasionally Wondering About Men From Afar, I Actually Live With One And Can Be Constantly Astounded By The Strange Male Brain.

The Specific Story Line That People Have Responded To The Most Has Been The Horror Of Bathing Suit Shopping.

Mothers Send Strips To Daughters To Make A Point. Daughters Smack Strips Down On The Breakfast Table To Make A Point. My Own Mom Sometimes Cuts A Strip Out And Sends It To Me To Make Sure I Understand Her.

[on Men:] I'm Torn Between Wanting To Have One And Wanting To Be One.