My Heart Always Belongs To The One

What Happened To The Good Old Days Of "woman As Passive Recipient?" What Happened To Being Courted? What Happened To Sitting Back Under A Parasol And Granting Someone A Chance To Try To Win Us Over?

When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.

The Biggest Change In My Life Is That I Now Have To Apologize For Being Thin.

The Story Of A Mother's Life: Trapped Between A Scream And A Hug.

Sometimes The Best Christmas Present Is Remembering What You've Already Got.