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Wake Me Up When I'm A Size 5.

When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.

Every Time I Get Something Under Control In My Own Life, The World Provides More Material.

Sometimes The Best Christmas Present Is Remembering What You've Already Got.

Imagine My Surprise When, After A Lifetime Of Teaching Me To Keep Personal Things To Myself, Mom Insisted My Drawings Were The Start Of A Comic Strip For Millions Of People To Enjoy.